Cubiculum Incorporated

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Armbyorg
	As commanded by MythLover. And now an announcement from SushiGummy about overused commands! SUSHIGUMMY: Hey everybody, sorry about this update being a bit later than usual. This update was originally going to have about 7 more pages, all of which being the "trade hats/trade characters/trade clothes" commands, but since it turned out to be impossibly hard to order them just right, I decided to just trash them. My apologies to any of you who commanded stuff like that. Anyways, I'd just like to drop a few suggestions about commands, in order to make yours more likely to be fulfilled: Make a unique command Try to come up with a bogglingly creative or unique command. While I'm sometimes unable to use these commands, I do appreciate them much more than the generic commands. If you're going to try to be random, at least put in the effort I hate to rain on your parades, but "eat [blank]" isn't random. I'm not going to go back and count, but it seems like there are 2 or 3 "eat [blank]" commands per round. Random doesn't mean out of the ordinary. Random means unpredictable. "Eat pie" isn't random. "Dance with a unicycle" isn't random. This is random. You can't just take the first thought that comes to your mind when you try to come up with something random and call it random, because it probably won't be. Think of a number between 13 and 6. Do you have your number? Chances are, you picked seven. The human brain isn't random. If you want to come up with something random, you have to put in the effort. Don't always ask for completely pointless things Remember that I'll only be accepting about 5 or 6 commands per round. I only have room for about one or two silly commands each time. If you have a silly command, try to find some way for it to actually affect the story. That being said, you certainly can get a completely pointless command fulfilled, so don't lose hope just yet. It's just less likely, is all. Avoid memes and copyright stuff This one's pretty straightforward. I won't be accepting commands with either of these. We're not playing dress-up Unless I confront this issue now, I'm going to be dealing with a barrage of "switch hats," "take those clothes," or "steal his mustache" commands every time Tarson runs into a new character. I understand, paper bag hats are kinda awesome, but this chapter's ultimately going to be super-boring if Tarson has to stop and steal clothes from every person he walks by. Oh, and while we're on this subject, "steal [blank]" isn't all that random or unique either. Don't lose hope if your command isn't answered. If I don't use your command, it isn't necessarily because it was a bad command. It might have just been a bad time for it, or maybe I just couldn't find a good place for it among the others. Don't beat yourself up if yours isn't used. ARMBYORG: And while we're making announcements, I'd like to add that about half of the delay was my fault. Sorry, everyone! SO YEAH, ENTER COMMANDS! :D Hooray for shameless plugs: http://phpr.thewebcomic.com

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Floydyboy
	>Follow Cal, he looks like he knows what he's doing.


Harrow
	I don't think anyone would be particularly saddened if their command was unused. Most CYOA only choose one, so only a few commands to you seems like plenty to us (...or just me if I'm completely missing the mark). > Mash the map in Peg's face to make him find the directions faster, assuming that he doesn't already know since he hasn't said anything.


Supersheep64
	>go to that eatery where the guy your looking for probably is.


Djoing
	>jump on a passing-by flamaingo


Chaos The Hedgehog4444
	>Clowns on Unicycles(said in a manner similar to 'Card Games on Motorcycles')


Megamaxmax
	>Make sure to get on with the plot


Pat-Man12
	>Tap dance as you dodge several boobie traps. (heh boobie)


coopthehedgehog
	>when you arrive at flannery cakes order something because you skipped breakfast this morning


Karadom
	>Climb to the top of the building, think about all of the bad things you have done in your life, and then look down.


SonicBoom01
	>Equip Peg


wenkuang77
	>acquire a blue coffee mug filled with coffee from a gentleman with a purple top hat and a pegleg.


Jake E. Fisher
	>hold the Hobo like a battering ram and bust into the restaurant


Quolise
	> Politely ask Flannery about why you found this knife (by which I mean the one currently in your back) on the back of a dead person. Imply that you strongly believe this knife might also be the cause of the death of said person. Also the comic from the shameless plug is, like, totally awesome! <3


The_mad_one
	Not losing hope~! > Whatever it is, roll it over to rob it.


Czar Squid
	> Take a temperature reading of something nearby. We don't want peg to overheat like last time.


SushiGummy
	Commands are closed, and despite the fact that I clearly said "dancing with a unicycle isn't random," we still got a dancing command and a unicycle command. Sigh.


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